http://majorsmile.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:30:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "The road to hell is paved with adverbs." - Stephen King http://majorsmile.com/?p=130 "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx http://majorsmile.com/?p=129 "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld http://majorsmile.com/?p=128 "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx http://majorsmile.com/?p=127 "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner http://majorsmile.com/?p=126 "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future." - Niels Bohr http://majorsmile.com/?p=125 "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones http://majorsmile.com/?p=124 "A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."" - Sir Arnold Bax http://majorsmile.com/?p=123 "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones http://majorsmile.com/?p=122 "Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!" - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata http://majorsmile.com/?p=121